TOPIC TODAY: Should Sugar Daddies 2026 dump the "Daughters" who only ask for privileges, 'right' and keep the "Sons" who bring businesses? Is it time to choose Peace and Profit over Pleasure and Bills?

SCENE: A Bar in Ikeja. Festive lights are twinkling. Jide is laughing as he looks at a message on his phone.
​JIDE (Calling everyone over):
​Listen to this Christmas dilemma. An "Old Man" is complaining about his 'informal house.' He says that he has "Adopted Sons" - the young guys' he partners, encourages and motivates in business - and has "Adopted Daughters" -  younger girlfriends.
​NNE (Smirking):
​We know what "adopted daughters" means, Jide. Go on.
​JIDE:
​He says the "Sons" are sending him Christmas gifts, money and business deals to say "Thank you." But the "Daughters" are sending him long lists of expenditure to do with hair, foods and drinks, etc. They are even fighting for more of his time during the holidays!
​OLA (Hitting the table):
​This is what I call a bad investment. One group is adding to his bank account, Peace of mind and the other is a "vulture" group, just picking at his pockets and killing him softly. If I were him, I’d lock the door. Why spend 2026 being a human ATM or worse, in hospital?
​ADA (Pouting):
​Ah-ah, Ola! It’s Christmas! The man is old; the girls give him "vibes" and companionship. Is he going to eat his business deals for dinner? He should pay the "Yuletide Tax" and enjoy his life. You can't take money to the grave!
​JENNIFER (Adjusting her glasses):
​Actually, Ada, there is a limit. In economics, we call this the Law of Diminishing Returns. If the stress of the "Daughters" is now more than the pleasure they provide, the relationship is "bankrupt." The man is asking if he should go celibate and dump the "vultures" in 2026 to have peace.
​NNE: ​Honestly, the girls are being "unprofessional." If you have a Sugar Daddy, you should be making his life easier, not harder. If the "Sons" are the ones showing him real love, Peace of mind, and respect, then the "Daughters" are just "billing machines."
​EOO (Softly):
​A man in his 60s or 70s needs a garden, not a battlefield. If these "daughters" are bringing noise instead of music, he should walk alone into the New Year. True wealth is not having people who need you, but having people who value you.
​OLA: ​Exactly! My advice? Send a "Merry Christmas" text to such group and then block them. Start 2026 with the "Sons" who actually bring something to the table.

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